Collecting my musings, my amusements, and my muses.

 

evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"
"oh its shadow on ground"

evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"

"oh its shadow on ground"

(Source: epic-humor)

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop