Collecting my musings, my amusements, and my muses.

 

joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh)

meowkait:

television show idea;

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

edwardspoonhands:

justforgenji:

the majestic hank green or as Grace Helbig coined it:

"@hankgreen is the Michael Flatley of YouTube"

Am I wearing a car air freshener?

missladyfinger:

MANICURE MUSE: Giambattista Valli Spring ‘14
Painting pretty pansies… today on MLF!
To shop the products I used for this look, click here. 

missladyfinger:

MANICURE MUSE: Giambattista Valli Spring ‘14

Painting pretty pansies… today on MLF!

To shop the products I used for this look, click here

whatdoiwear:

Sophia Webster’s New Shoe Collection for J.Crew
British accessories-designer Sophia Webster designed a capsule collection this spring for J.Crew. The 13-piece collection for the retailer will start at $320 and is for “a woman who enjoys a little whimsy.”
The collection is available both online and in stores today!
Courtesy photos

whatdoiwear:

Sophia Webster’s New Shoe Collection for J.Crew

British accessories-designer Sophia Webster designed a capsule collection this spring for J.Crew. The 13-piece collection for the retailer will start at $320 and is for “a woman who enjoys a little whimsy.”

The collection is available both online and in stores today!

Courtesy photos